anyone who reads this should realise that this is a purely hypothetical post....meant for a few laughs and peace of mind....i so hope that the world doesn't end in 5 years.....too much to do....with the exclusion of getting married...
1.my grandad says so....he thinks the new generation is the stupidest... every time i see a non-Indian channel....with any actress he says all these nude ladies dancing around....well that sounds more civilised in my language...but come on...i was watching still standing....
2.my grandad is now acting at his best...every time he sees my uncle or aunt he acts like he's gonna collapse....no hard feelings grand pop...but come on...you are 87...and you can eat more chocolate than anyone i know??he tries to extract every bit of sympathy he can get...its really hilarious...i may even think of taking a video of all this when i get a video cam....
3.Doughnuts come without holes in them....self-explanatory...
4.my aunt thought that when she saw a box of Americana cookies...she checked if it was pirated??cant even start explaining??
5.Pepsi and coca cola are now being used in everything....from fuel for cars to being used as a culture medium to cultivate highly hazardous pesticides.....oh yeah and for making teeth black...the new 'in' colour..
6.the 15 year old plate that our family has been using for well....15 years has finally broken....
7. 5=2+3....as quoted by Jim Carey in ' the number 23'
8.my brother didn't cry the last time he was made fun of for being over weight.
9.if god doesn't have any other plans for me...I'll still be alive in 5 years time to help with the organization of judgement day....
10.while writing this post...i realised that my fly was open....i think i have Alzheimer's........
Friday, April 20, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
thingology-part-3
hey!!!!
so im sitting at the comp....writing this thinking about today..yesterday...daybefore...and the daybefore that...well the whole week in general...orion is a house that im proud to be in!!hell yes!!!great week for orion house...we won against pegasus...in both volleyball and football...so we're all pretty pumped up...the volleyball match with cygnus is underway...(the scheduling sucks!!!!)they won the 1st set and we won the 2nd...now we're in the middle of the 3rd...cygnus on 11 and orion on 9...but im pretty optimistic that we can win actually...our team is an all star...rajiv is spiking like theres no tomorrow...mazumdar aint on the team but heck, i havent seen anyone so jubilant whenever orion gets a point...i think he jumps atleast a metre or two when we get a point, or if we get an extra hard shot...well i think tht orion has the best cheering squad in shastri,mazumdar,myself and the common orion house student who passes by...!!:P...well we can win...i think cygnus had one too many fluke shots...we dont play pure volleyball...but we have control...ok then another topic....
ok the spaces above....well its tomorrow now...so i thought that they were neccesary...ok so cygnus won volleyball...an freakin narrow victory...25-23...well we were missing mazumdar...but we kicked some red house backside in football....we had 3/4th of the possesion...and when debaditya scored the goal of the year...well you should have seen the look on their faces...classic...shastri...well he just jumped VERRY high...well we really messed up their campaign...we need a draw or a win against aquila to come 1st...will see...
alright...its saturday...man this post is taking VERY long....just read malpani's blog today...I too am gonna start writing Bala comments on the back of my notebook...well i just hope that...she doesnt read them...if she does...guaranteed..i wont get very good marks...which wont be very good for my morale...which isnt the stongest morale any way...which cud be bad for my heath and land me up in hospital...and then welcare would make more money anyways...gems is ripping me off...the school fees are too high....but i love modern high ...and i hope i get that 50% off thingy...and i hope that i get my blazer within the week...my uncles gone off to germany, cologne...and my mom thinks that he needs to be there when I go for trial...why?? i ask her...she tells me that he has been going to them for 17 years...and the process will become smoother....frankly people...i can go alone too ...no the process will not be smoother...i think that when my uncle comes....he goes on to meet all the tailors...and we take and hour for a minutes work...maaaan!!!!!well my mom is calling me to go to sleep..heck....just because i got up at 6am.....its 2:50 pm now...i think i'll finish off deception point ...my moms telling me to go to sleep again...telling me that my aunt needs to sleep...now i explain to her....my aunt is nowhere in sight...!!!!
goodbye guys...
luv mu'az.....memory made
so im sitting at the comp....writing this thinking about today..yesterday...daybefore...and the daybefore that...well the whole week in general...orion is a house that im proud to be in!!hell yes!!!great week for orion house...we won against pegasus...in both volleyball and football...so we're all pretty pumped up...the volleyball match with cygnus is underway...(the scheduling sucks!!!!)they won the 1st set and we won the 2nd...now we're in the middle of the 3rd...cygnus on 11 and orion on 9...but im pretty optimistic that we can win actually...our team is an all star...rajiv is spiking like theres no tomorrow...mazumdar aint on the team but heck, i havent seen anyone so jubilant whenever orion gets a point...i think he jumps atleast a metre or two when we get a point, or if we get an extra hard shot...well i think tht orion has the best cheering squad in shastri,mazumdar,myself and the common orion house student who passes by...!!:P...well we can win...i think cygnus had one too many fluke shots...we dont play pure volleyball...but we have control...ok then another topic....
ok the spaces above....well its tomorrow now...so i thought that they were neccesary...ok so cygnus won volleyball...an freakin narrow victory...25-23...well we were missing mazumdar...but we kicked some red house backside in football....we had 3/4th of the possesion...and when debaditya scored the goal of the year...well you should have seen the look on their faces...classic...shastri...well he just jumped VERRY high...well we really messed up their campaign...we need a draw or a win against aquila to come 1st...will see...
alright...its saturday...man this post is taking VERY long....just read malpani's blog today...I too am gonna start writing Bala comments on the back of my notebook...well i just hope that...she doesnt read them...if she does...guaranteed..i wont get very good marks...which wont be very good for my morale...which isnt the stongest morale any way...which cud be bad for my heath and land me up in hospital...and then welcare would make more money anyways...gems is ripping me off...the school fees are too high....but i love modern high ...and i hope i get that 50% off thingy...and i hope that i get my blazer within the week...my uncles gone off to germany, cologne...and my mom thinks that he needs to be there when I go for trial...why?? i ask her...she tells me that he has been going to them for 17 years...and the process will become smoother....frankly people...i can go alone too ...no the process will not be smoother...i think that when my uncle comes....he goes on to meet all the tailors...and we take and hour for a minutes work...maaaan!!!!!well my mom is calling me to go to sleep..heck....just because i got up at 6am.....its 2:50 pm now...i think i'll finish off deception point ...my moms telling me to go to sleep again...telling me that my aunt needs to sleep...now i explain to her....my aunt is nowhere in sight...!!!!
goodbye guys...
luv mu'az.....memory made
Saturday, April 7, 2007
thingology-part-2
so this times thingology...it aint about any random stuff like its meant to be....
if u are new to my blog read this article first
http://muazpawane.blogspot.com/2007/03/fantasies.html
so yes....
thingology part 2...
it aint about the random stuff...no its about unnatural happenings that have taken place in the new 11th grade....yeah... for those who havent realised..11th grade has begun....ok so reality check...(im talikin to myself here...for those tht havent realised)....until last year...u were classified loser...well not really...thts just for emphasis...(MCA!!!!!)...so yes...it was all go with the flow...like everything tht everyone else likes...zero originality....but as u know tht all has changed....u got into 11th grade...all confident and stuff...well about the confidence....that hasnt diminished one bit...im luving every bit of 11th grade....i luv the responsibility...i luv mindin classes...everything!!!!(if u wanna differ with my opinions...leave a decent comment)...and so it started..11th grade..and u got into two teams in two days...for the first time not as an ultimate substitute...but as one who gets atleast half a match...( i love goalkeeping!!!!!!!!!)so thts 2 multicoloured feathers in my hypothetical hat!!!!!!so yes.. then as u have by now read the fantasies page...i really havy to get over my stage fright......which has been bugging me since lets see........7th grade...so yeah...then i had been thinking of the battle of the bands for sometime....even spoke to achint....was ecstatic when he gave an affirmative answer!!...so i thought about it a lot...and frankly...i salute tony joe!!!the only headmaster who would even think of supporting something like this??so yes...when i saw that naren was making a band i spoke to him online....and he didnt mind...so i was even more happier(i couldnt make that grammatically correct)...and then slowly...ever so slowly...i got into it...damn!!!!i wish i cud be more articulate....but any who....im so overexcitedlyhyperisticallymadthatiwannablowmyheadapartkindathingysuchthatithinkthattheworldisabetterplace.....ok so my emotions were only half summed up in that word but i think u get the point....
ok so memory made...
PS...to Dhwani...this was the first...completely "mu'az" post.....finally got it out!!!!!!!!!!
if u are new to my blog read this article first
http://muazpawane.blogspot.com/2007/03/fantasies.html
so yes....
thingology part 2...
it aint about the random stuff...no its about unnatural happenings that have taken place in the new 11th grade....yeah... for those who havent realised..11th grade has begun....ok so reality check...(im talikin to myself here...for those tht havent realised)....until last year...u were classified loser...well not really...thts just for emphasis...(MCA!!!!!)...so yes...it was all go with the flow...like everything tht everyone else likes...zero originality....but as u know tht all has changed....u got into 11th grade...all confident and stuff...well about the confidence....that hasnt diminished one bit...im luving every bit of 11th grade....i luv the responsibility...i luv mindin classes...everything!!!!(if u wanna differ with my opinions...leave a decent comment)...and so it started..11th grade..and u got into two teams in two days...for the first time not as an ultimate substitute...but as one who gets atleast half a match...( i love goalkeeping!!!!!!!!!)so thts 2 multicoloured feathers in my hypothetical hat!!!!!!so yes.. then as u have by now read the fantasies page...i really havy to get over my stage fright......which has been bugging me since lets see........7th grade...so yeah...then i had been thinking of the battle of the bands for sometime....even spoke to achint....was ecstatic when he gave an affirmative answer!!...so i thought about it a lot...and frankly...i salute tony joe!!!the only headmaster who would even think of supporting something like this??so yes...when i saw that naren was making a band i spoke to him online....and he didnt mind...so i was even more happier(i couldnt make that grammatically correct)...and then slowly...ever so slowly...i got into it...damn!!!!i wish i cud be more articulate....but any who....im so overexcitedlyhyperisticallymadthatiwannablowmyheadapartkindathingysuchthatithinkthattheworldisabetterplace.....ok so my emotions were only half summed up in that word but i think u get the point....
ok so memory made...
PS...to Dhwani...this was the first...completely "mu'az" post.....finally got it out!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, April 1, 2007
LIBRESTAN - a nation made by none other than YOU!!
Have you ever wanted a government of your own?
Have you ever wanted to free yourself from oppression?
Have you ever wanted to let your voice be heard?
Have you ever wanted a place where you live by your own rules??
Yes there is only one place where you can do so.....Your BEDROOM!!!
And so in this light arvind of 11B has started a micronation.....
What is a micronation you may ask...
A micronation is any place that a person live in or inhabits...a place where he/she has at least 40% of his own free will....
This initiative has been taken by Arvind Pillai in order to let us mature/immature people to allow people to bring together their bedrooms in order to do whatever we want collectively....
have u ever wanted to be a minister..or a big something...even though you have never wanted to take part in the hell-hole we call politics?
take your chance....
be a part of LIBRESTAN!!!!
all people wanting to be a part of this micronation please leave a comment with your name, age and address...Alternatively...you can also mail us at.. librestan@yahoo.co.in.... information on micronations can be found on http://www.micronations.net/ . Information on Librestan can be found on....www.librestan.150m.com/librestan.htm
Let our wings encompass the Earth.......be a true Librestani!!!
P.S.....being a true Librestani includes nothing at all.....although you do need to be alive.....
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