a proverb from the wizened......
"If the world was made up of completely lactose intolerant people....then the world would composed entirely of milk....its up to us to make it soy milk or full cream....."
Mu'az-the apostrophe chronicles
The Apostrophe Simple Standard Pointless Units (ASSPU):
LPD :laughs per day-this is counted by the number of times a person says 'HA' in a span of 24 hours.Since this unit can turn out to be highly inaccurate, the Apostrophe Simple Standard Pointless Units Council(ASSPUC) has made sub-unit kinda things ie. can be used with the prefixes MEGA, GIGA and TERA.....WARNING highly inaccurate for people who have asthma.
JPD/JPH :jokes per day/jokes per hour.....to be used for completely non-bland people who can make a witty statement within a moment's notice.Due to difference of opinion among people the ASSPUC has decide to include the sub units:- CJPD/CJPH-with the 'C' standing for corny.
K : Kelvin.....used to measure the degree of hotness or coolness of a (some)body....also defined as the degree of hotness or coolness required in a guy or a girl to bring about a certain hormonal rush in (most probably) a person of the opposite gender......in simple words for the mentally mature....getting turned on.
"If the world was made up of completely lactose intolerant people....then the world would composed entirely of milk....its up to us to make it soy milk or full cream....."
Mu'az-the apostrophe chronicles
The Apostrophe Simple Standard Pointless Units (ASSPU):
LPD :laughs per day-this is counted by the number of times a person says 'HA' in a span of 24 hours.Since this unit can turn out to be highly inaccurate, the Apostrophe Simple Standard Pointless Units Council(ASSPUC) has made sub-unit kinda things ie. can be used with the prefixes MEGA, GIGA and TERA.....WARNING highly inaccurate for people who have asthma.
JPD/JPH :jokes per day/jokes per hour.....to be used for completely non-bland people who can make a witty statement within a moment's notice.Due to difference of opinion among people the ASSPUC has decide to include the sub units:- CJPD/CJPH-with the 'C' standing for corny.
K : Kelvin.....used to measure the degree of hotness or coolness of a (some)body....also defined as the degree of hotness or coolness required in a guy or a girl to bring about a certain hormonal rush in (most probably) a person of the opposite gender......in simple words for the mentally mature....getting turned on.
IQ : Idiocity quotient....not exactly a unit...self explanatory.....used mainly for younger brothers and/or sisters that are commissioned by the almighty to irritate...also used for people that are continuously being stupid...for some unaccountable reason.
cm : i don't exactly know what this one stands for(open to suggestions) but is used to measure the thickness of a 11Th grade textbook.
1m : used to measure the distance between two points a metre apart.
the ASSPUC is open to suggestions for more units....
P.S-a question for the world in general....who made the song 'btw'? the people with the correct answer get the password to my account..and hence free access to the editing of this blog....hint " don't use the Internet.
2 comments:
Hiii.....wow the ASSPUC is really something...yeesh where do u get such ideas from?? so when will u use them???
use them.....already used the cm and the m but witing one day to try out the others....although i douubt ill try the Kelvin :P not the type......
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